You know the story, right?

…of The Lorax & Once-ler and his impossibly versatile Thneed?

Well, here is your 21st Century, eco-friendly, non-environment-destroying, hand-made in Colorado, Thneed Bag. It’s "a-fine-something-that-all-people need."

And since the Lorax’s Truffula Tree was sadly over-farmed and is now extinct, this ingenious and infinitely flexible version is made from machine washable blend of acrylic and wool. It can be used as a grocery bag, a handbag, a gotta-go-run-errands bag, your hot casserole transportation bag…

Seriously, I’m not even kidding. It does everything.